About.

Every week, a new tool promises to revolutionise the way you work, simplify your life, or solve a problem you didn’t know you had. It asks for your email address, your card details, a few permissions, and access to your contacts to speed things up.

We wanted to do the opposite, just as seriously. A product presented like a launch, with a range, a configurator, a warranty and after-sales service. And nothing inside.

It isn’t a hoax: the joke is out in the open from the first second. Nobody is fooled, nothing is sold, and the page about your data tells the truth. It is, in fact, the most serious part of the site.

Absolument Rien is a personal project, made for fun. It is French, because the French have a word for nothing that sounds better. It won’t raise money, has no path to profitability, and never will.

Our values

Restraint

Rien draws 0 W. Our site sets no cookies and loads no analytics.

Transparency

We tell you exactly what we do with your data: nothing. And what we keep: nothing either, for now.

Innovation

Every major update will improve Rien without changing a thing.

The Absolument Rien team